
thank you bae!
sorry i’ve been so absent. i have three exams in the next seven days and i’m bricking it (if you’d like to send me some motivational, confidence boosting messages now would be the time)
love u guys xoxo
Theme: hot sweet piece of man/10
Posts: he got the booty/10
Comment: i fuckin love u man i really do
Are they following?: yes don’t ever leave me | no
Are you following them?: Yes | no | now
subwaywalls answered: naked pictures of me…. or like assassin’s creed or something?? >.>
let me tell you something about mr samuel here
samuel isn’t into video games and he couldn’t give a shit about kids these days with their mass creeds and their origins of dragon ages and their assassin effects, but he knows what i love and he loves me regardless and he is the most realest pile of wonderful omfg
(also he’s really reALLY HOT DAMN i’d make that naked!sam photoset)

i fucKING WOULD SAM I’M DESPERATE FOR A TATTOO
tattoo, name change, swanky coat — you know me so well and you’re perfect i love you man uwu!!
you guys are ace
AHHH SAM THANK YOU UR AWESOME AND I LOVE YOU TOO AND I HOPE YOUR DAY HAS BEEN AMAZING AND THAT YOUR EVENING IS FRUITFUL AND PRODUCTIVE AND ;U;!!!
talking to sam about writing and i’ve accidentally made him fall in love with my main character ?? ? ?
subwaywalls said: WRITE SOMETHING. if you write something i’ll stop looking at ‘learn Swedish’ sites and write/draw with you? *u*
pressxtodavid said: WRITE SOMETHING OR SIAN MIGHT GET ERASED FROM EXISTENCE AND WE’LL GET DRUNK AND YOU’LL TELL SIAN STORIES AND I’LL BE LIKE “WHO IS SIAN?” AND IT’LL BE SUPER SAD ALSO A DOORKNOB WILL TURN INTO A DICK AND THAT IS MAD INCONVENIENT
@sam - at least either way you’d be doing something productive but it would be cool if you did? ;u;
@david - oH MY G OD
one of these is not like the others
yo sam here’s story time right:
One night I was asleep with Sian and I woke up and it was pitch black but there was something crawling on the ceiling towards me - all I can remember is the dark above me moving but it looked like a person I swear to god - and it started crawling down the wall towards my head and I bolted upright and put on the light and I looked at Sian and without even saying anything she asked what it was on the ceiling – SHE FUCKING SAW IT TOO. Creepiest thing that’s ever happened to me
(and look up Lilith by Kili Smith like seriously that’s the closest representation we’ve found of it but it was more masculine)
do they do that when they tell creepy stories too? ._.
i think you should light a campfire and buy some marshmallows and tell me these stories. i fucking love ghost stories..
(you must love me too i’m really surprised you still follow me with all this fantasy on your dash i’m so sorry)
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