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Zel do you remember that time you needed your spine cracking so you got a small blond boy to walk on your back bc I do
Jess! My reading list is like Oliver Twist, Villette, North and South, The Mill on the Floss, Plain Tales from the Hills, Jude the Obscure, and The strange case of Dr Jekyll and mr Hyde !!
yo mine’s like franklin’s autobiography, frankenstein, northanger abbey, hard times, humphry clinker, sentimental jounrney, man of feeling, wieland, gulliver’s travels, ivanhoe, castle rackrent, hester and north and south gaskell is the only time we overlap (other than our various dickens) but thaT’LL DO FOR ME (as well as lots of assorted poetry including teNNYSON TENNYSON ZEL THE LADY OF SHALOTT I’M EXCITED)
so 25% of my brain capacity is used wondering how i disillusioned zel so well that she thinks i’m good at anything, 50% is used wondering how such a perfect individual exists, and the other 25% is used to plan how i’m going to construct my life calling which is to drown her in kittens
roses are red
can’t drink them though
rosé, however
fun fact in high school my physical education teachers thought i was mentally challenged and i never corrected them because it meant i could get away with loads of shit
i’ve decided i’m doing philosophy at uni this year
also considering dyeing hair a stupid colour
i'm one of them
when things just remind you of zel
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Now where my alcoholics let me see ya hands up
i really wanna draw isabelle from ac: new leaf but i get so nervous that i look like a furry and that might be a step too far (i entirely blame zel)
my breast friend just messaged me saying that she’d dreamt about sian and i b/c our mutual friend had a shitty boyfriend so we all killed him and hid the body in shipping containers
you know you’ve found your true friends in life when you can trust them to help you hide the bodies