personal, mostly gaming
he/she/they -- boy/man
previously hythmknwy
One time I was in an exam and the girl next to me lifted her skirt and copied notes off her thigh and I respect that a lot
I got 75% in my linguistics essay!!! !!!!!! !! !
there was this one boy i went to school with called matty halcroft and he was small and ratty and had massive glasses and some sort of social deficiency and he used to swear a lot to try and appear cool as though it’d make him friends and that’s what i imagine every time martin freeman swears
So what say I get drunk and write gratuitous hayffie cunnilingus??
closes essay document
puts face in carpet
blows raspberry
my harley mix got made a gem on 8tracks i’m prouder of this than the mark on this year’s first uni essay tbh
Sian’s fallen asleep on my butt
I have a pair of men’s brogues that I love and want to wear more but I don’t know what they’ll go with woe is me
I was having a hyper realistic dream about meeting the guys who play TAJ’s Olaf and Anders on my uni campus and I got their autographs and was gonna ask them to dinner but then the doorbell rang and now you find me as a broken man
sian’s mocking me for how i say sewer help
if i could forget something to do it all over again, anew, it would be either reading lolita or playing batman: arkham asylum
jeSUS CHRIST SIAN
someone actually took time out of their day to send that message wow