Anonymous asked:
"poorly handled" yeah or maybe jk intended it to be that way since she's you know the author

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ah yes the author, the ultimate and indomitable role of authorship okay let’s talk about this shall we
i have here a pdf of hp: deathly hallows and on page 610, up until which point every slytherin says nothing, pansy parkinson shouts ‘“but he’s there! potter’s there! someone grab him!”. paraphrasing now, but the main gist is that every house pulls their wands on the slytherins and they are forcefully told my mcgonagall to fuck off back to their domitory. i don’t know about you son but i don’t see any signs of a fucking democracy here. it was poorly handled and no slytherin - no slytherin - was allowed to say anything except one of the ones that it has been drilled into us all the way through the books is nothing but a bad egg. none spoke up to say i want to fight, or anything else at all. that’s nothing but poor writing.

but of course she’s j k rowling. she is the author and therefore has total authority and can do no wrong. oh but wait how about the erasure of any form of individuality or personality in cho chang in favour of her crying over white males and falling back on asian tropes. yeah real nice.
also other instances include neville longbottom being terrified by snape, the form which his boggart took, and nothing being done about this. then there’s dumbledore’s distinct lack of background checks and safety regulations i mean come on. but seriously, the amount of shit that just goes on under dumbledore’s nose is fucking ludicrous. j k rowling is not the be all and end all of literature, and she makes mistakes, and she has written things poorly.
i suggest you stop telling people to be passive consumers, accept the process of interpretation by individuals as an important component of reading a text and try reading the death of the author. it’s very good

I’M GLAD YOU IDENTIFIED ME AS A GOOD LIFE PARTNER/CUNNING LINGUIST BUT I RESENT THE WAY IT WAS DONE
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ohelrond:

robertluteced:

ellie the trubbish just evolved

unlike u

nope ‘ellie the trubbish has evolved’

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ellie the trubbish just evolved

daVID GET YOUR CUTE PERKY LIL BUTT ON POKEMON

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Anonymous asked:
i dunno 6, maybe 7 virgins.

i’m going to need seven volunteers to do something honorable and for the greater good

@sebastianmoran said: im on 13,700 since april (recognising that you have a Problem) ((doing nothing about it e v e r))

aren’t there support groups for this kind of behaviour

sebastianmoran said: frick man how long have you had this blog…..

officially since march 23rd 2011 but technically i made it and didn’t use it for six months and now look where we are omg

@thehammerofzillyhoo said: how do you say sewer? i say it like soo-err

uhh i say it like s-yew-er

Anonymous asked:
Omg finally I found you! I just want to say that your lucissa fanfic is the best story I have ever read and you are amazing <3

jesus fuckin christ wow i didn’t think people were even still reading that dinosaur
well thank you so much for tracking me down to say that and uh wow omg just thank you ;u; 

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this text post which a lot of people reblog and add comments like this

ellie this is not the time for your negativity

@soglideaway said: OH OH I THOUGHT THIS TOO BUT THEN I LITERALLY JUST LOOKED IT UP apparently it’s a new internet thing meaning “edited to add”. I should have figured it’d be something else, I never understand internet slang.

omfg was that really fuckin necessary though it already means a thing??? ??
is writing ‘editor’s note’ not poignant enough??
thank you for clearing that up though uwu

sian dressed up at big mama from mgs and you can only call her "big mama" in a dramatic voice when you address her

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